WIGGLY BRIDGE
The Gateway to Maine

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About Wiggly Bridge

History

Founded in 1947, Wiggly Bridge is one of the 10 wiggly-est bridges in the country. Despite the bride's wiggly nature Wiggly bridge has a stress capacity of over 16 tons.

Biolinzostince

The water that flows under wiggly bride is turned into a different type of water by the bridge using biolinzostince, a component of linzostince fish that live under the bridge, the presence of fish is also a draw for the native owl population in the area of the bridge. This due to the higher current of water flow allowing for more fish to pass under the bridge, giving young owls the ability to learn how to fish early on in their lifespan. 

Honeycomb Features

The floor of Wiggly Bridge contains honeycomb features seen in that of Bees nests. Because of this such problems arise such as Bees misinterpreting the floor of the bridge for that of a Bee Hive. Upon this misassumption the bees will live in the floor of the bridge ,when in actuality the honeycomb was human made to allow for the wiggly properties of the bridge. This however creates some problems. On occasion, large swarms of up to 6.3 Trillion bees at a time can sting an individual when agitated. When a human is stung 6.3 Trillion times by bees it becomes difficult to move or take cover from the bees. Fortunately, the wiggly factors of the bridge can combat such a situation. Firefighters and EMS personnel are able to utilize the wiggly-nes of the bridge to create a slingshot by grabbing each end of the bridge and flinging the floor of the bridge up abruptly. This action launches any bee sting attack victims up into the air away from the bees. This rescue technique has been used over 9 times, the highest documented altitude reached by an individual being fling into the air from the technique was 3 Miles into the air. Upon reaching max altitude this individual was hit by a geo-stationary communications satellite. Such a situation created the first time in human history of someone being launched off a bridge and coming into contact with a satellite. This record is stored in the un-sealable book, a record of the most disruptive things humans have ever done. 

Destruction & Re-Construction

Wiggly Bridge has been totally re-built 6 times. The first case of re-construction was due to the bridge being under attack by a lot of things, one such thing being thermo-nuclear detonations that destroyed the bridge to such an extent where all the pieces of the bridge become embedded in the shore surrounding the bridge. Such an incident effected the owl Population living in the area of the bridge. The debris from the Wiggly Bridge thermonuclear explosion can be found up to 700 miles away and have been found in places far away as the state of Ohio from Wiggly bridge versions 1 through 4 which where all destroyed in various explosive manners. In the 30,000 times that Wiggly Bridge has been repaired the typical issues encountered upon repair aside from total destruction of the bridge include embedded shrapnel which is dangerous for the owls.

The Owls

Native owl population of 4 to 7 depending on the time of year and is higher than most bridges due to the large proportions of sticks which owls build nests out of.  Sticks found at wiggly bridges are more flexible due to the wiggly structures of the bridge. These flexible properties are what allows them to build very good nests. Wiggly Bridge is one of the most unique and bio-diverse locations in the United States. The 4-7 owls that are present at the bridge are of types not seen ever before in the world, coming from remote areas of the globe to build a habit in the area of Wiggly Bridge. Because of this Wiggly Bridge is often described as the 'Vrbo of Owls'.